Hong Kong -- A British banker turned himself in this week after murdering two Indonesian sex workers in his luxury Hong Kong apartment. Rurik Jutting, 29, quit his Bank of American job just days before the killings, leaving a chilling out-of-office reply that said, "Please contact someone who is not an insane psychopath." He called police to his apartment, where they found the body of one woman on the floor and another, killed a few days earlier, stuffed in a suitcase.
The full version of his auto-response is in the Huffington Post:
The email response read: "I am out of the office. Indefinitely. For urgent enquiries, or indeed any enquiries, please contact someone who is not an insane psychopath. For escalation please contact God, though suspect the devil will have custody (Last line only really worked if I had followed through)."